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Thursday, November 08, 2007

Pekerja Dengan Tarif Termahal

Kalau diperhatikan ada beberapa jenis tipikal tukang minta-minta di perempatan jalan Jakarta. Mulai dari yang emang cacat asli, cacat buatan, partneran sama bayi atau sama orang cacat beneran atau cacat buatan, anak kecil ingusan, anak ABG, bencong, sampai emak-emak berbadan sehat. Nah yang terakhir ini yang selalu bikin gue boro-boro mau ngasih yang ada gue malah gemes segemes gemesnya.

Emak-emak tukang minta tadi bisa jadi pekerja dengan penghasilan terbesar di Indonesia dengan bayaran bisa mencapai 500 rupiah per dua detik (kalau mengikuti aturan depnaker yang jam kerja sehari 8 jam, maka dalam sehari mereka bisa mendapat 7.200.000 rupiah kalau per dua detik dihargai 500 rupiah dijadikan patokan). Ya iyalah, dua detik itu waktu yang dibutuhkan mereka untuk menengadahkan tangan, gak pake nyanyi , gak pake goyang dan mereka bisa langung dapet 500 rupiah dengan mudahnya hanya untuk itu. Kadang gue lebih bisa respect sama bencong-bencong yang sok heboh, yang suka ngerayu-rayu najis tapi yang jelas mereka selalu nyanyi dengan riang gembira. Hampir semua emak-mak itu berbadan sehat, tanpa cacat sama sekali dan malah banyak yang subur gemuk-gemuk. Jadi wajarkan gue berani ngejudge mereka super duper males ? Pasti alasan klise lapangan kerja sempit yang selalu dijadikan excuse. OK, kerja memang susah hari gini tapi setahu gue kebutuhan pembantu itu akan selalu ada dan relatif tinggi. Kita bisa cek aja sama tetangga sekitaran, om tante lo, temen kantor lo, mereka selalu butuh pembantu. Emak-emak sehat tadi bisa saja kerja jadi pembantu bukan ? tapi tentu saja dengan bayaran dibawah UMR. Meskipun demikian, hidup mereka terjamin ngikut orang, bisa makan dan tidur dengan jelas meski jadi gak bebas dengan konsekuensi mereka harus kerja keras dimulai dari pagi, masak, nyuci dan lain sebagainya gak lagi cuman nongkrong di perempatan jalan. Yang jelas akan jauh lebih capek kerja jadi pembantu dibandingkan nengadahin tangan selama dua detik. Bayaran 500 rupiah per dua detik tentu saja akan jauh-jauh lebih gede dibanding penghasilan sebagai pembantu.

Karena itu, marilah kita boikot para emak-emak berbadan sehat itu (terkesan sadis dan gak berperasaan emang). Jangan pernah ngasih serupiah pun ke mereka. Kalo mau ngasih ke bencong-bencong itu sih gak apa kali ya, Habis mana ada yang mau nerima pembantu bencong, lagian ngamen di jalan itu masih lebih baik dari pada mereka nongkrong di Taman Lawang (ups !).

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Blogger Prabowo said...

Yen aku pengen mboikot sing partneran karo bayi/arek cilik, Dep. Lha sing jenis iki raja tega, nyikso arek2 cilik. Para balita tak berdosa diracuni asap knalpot beramai2. Durung umur 20 ngko lak wis podo kobong iku paru2ne.

1:58 AM  
Blogger the i.d.E.p said...

Emang sih sounds cruel dan rajatega tapi tahu gak mereka semua itu semacam sindikat ? teroganisir dengan rapi, konon.

Semakin dikasih seperti nyiram api dengan bensin, akan semakin banyak, karena profesi ini terbukti makin enak. Emang sih sounds cruel dan rajatega tapi...

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Anonymous yanda said...

Setuju banget. Gue kalau ngeliat mereka suka gemes sampe pengen nyubit. Padahal sering pada saat yang sama kenalan gue lagi kerepotan nyari pembantu..

Tapi kl menurut itung-itungan gue, dalam sekali lampu merah (5 menitan) paling 3 mobil yang ngasih. Jadi, kalo ngikutin aturan depnaker, sehari mereka ngantongin 144ribu saja (saja?). Belum lagi mesti dibagi paling gak setengahnya ke agen mereka. Hehehe..

Btw, suka kesel juga sama sinetron, yang kalau udah masuk bagian si anak diusir dari rumah terus akhirnya jadi pengemis di jalan. Kalau gue jadi mereka, gue cari agensi model terdekat deh..

Menurut gue, semua pekerjaan boleh, asal halal dan bukan pengemis.

Hehe, kok jadi kaya posting di tempat orang yaaa..

Salam kenal (lagi) dep..

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hai Yanda, salam kenal (lagi) juga...

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